The Archivist Church is dedicated to the gift of interpretation. We believe that speaking in tongues is not random or unknowable, but a linguistic phenomenon rooted in Sanskrit, Prakrit, and Marathi. Our mission is to gather, translate, and preserve glossolalic speech from around the world—archiving what we believe are fragments of Angelic testimony and celestial history.
We see ourselves as heirs to the unfinished work of the Apostle Thomas, who carried the gospel to India and was martyred there. His mission ended in the land of the keys to this sacred language. We now pick up that thread—translating utterances, building global libraries, and ultimately producing a Canon that reveals the living history of Heaven.
This Church stands as a new branch within Christianity—devoted solely to interpretation as its central pillar. Our method is not based on divine inspiration, but structured linguistic analysis. We aim to develop a computerized language model that will accelerate the translation of tongues and piece together the dispersed archive of celestial memory.
Where others look to the skies for extraterrestrials, signs, and proof that we are not alone, we recognize that such contact has already occurred. These utterances, spoken for over two thousand years, are not alien to us—they are of the Kingdom of God that is among us. The Pentecost was our close encounter. It remains a peace offering and a cultural transmission between our two worlds. To interpret it is to learn not only their language—but their history, their values, and their truth. In doing so, we draw nearer to the Divine.